Kasabian Football Hero

That sure does look like a lot of work for not that much gain. We hope these guys didn't skip work (or school) for this.

Check Bathroom Stalls Before Entering

I wonder if this guy would panic and get stuck in your hair if he happened to be near your head.

Chopsticks Are Too Slow

"PUT. THE BOWL. ON THE GROUND. I AM AN ANIMAL."

These Fruits Get Funky

The group members originally planned to perform this number at a local gym, but were struck with new inspiration after some local jocks got irritated and squished their faces into the stretching mat.

Curiosity Launched the Cat

Whiskers thought it'd be funny to jump on Davey while he was doing a handstand. How could Whiskers have known that Davey would get the last laugh?

Ain't Nothin' But a Heartache

By 5 p.m. the following day, Gum-Chomping Girl was the only one who still had her job. But it was all worth it. It was all worth it.

"Brilliant" Puddle Prank

All that build-up and it's just a big splash of water? We were kind of hoping it'd be muddier, at least.

Dog Only Knows One Phrase

Mishka the talking husky sounds irritated. We like to think she's actually saying, "Why can't we have a real conversation anymore? We used to talk about politics, philosophy, nature ... But now it's all, 'I love you this,' 'I love you that,' 'Good girl.' What has our relationship disintegrated to? Where's the passion?"

Run Like You've Never Run Before

Are they really advocating throwing candy in the bully's face as a defense maneuver? These kids should try giving the candy to the bully. Bribery is actually a great method for placating the meanies of the world.

Heard It Through the Grapevine

We heard through the grapevine that this guy spent too much time locked in the bathroom trying on his mother's make-up while he was growing up.