Creepy Pig Dances Naked

We were keeping up with this until the end. Why is the pig baring his teeth angrily and sticking out his tongue? Is he mad at us? If so, why is he winking? This film desperately needs subtitles.

Tetrominoes on Wheels

Wait, what is this? Youngsters who have both superb athletic ability and the technological prowess to program and shape neon lights to look like a real-life video game? Get these guys a key to the White House, stat!

Keep Off Your Feet

So, what should a police officer do if someone commits a crime and then runs away? Why, clap his hands and say "God bless you" in a sing-song voice, of course. We heard that method gets you out of any tough situation.

Does a Bear Scat in the Woods?

What is bear scat? Bear scat is a genre of music characterized by vocal jazz improvisation and roaring.

Too Much Information

"Oh, we're supposed to be talking about whether or not to get rid of gym class? Sure, yeah, get rid of it. I've never needed it. I'm a 56-year-old exercise virgin, too. Can you believe it?"

Shoulda Put a Diaper On It

This baby and Beyoncé have so much in common. For example, neither of them are wearing pants—all the better to show off their dance moves, of course.

Lord of the DogDance

Teaching Mini the dog to tap dance was easy. The challenge lay in convincing Mini to imitate Michael Flatley. Mini's never been a fan of men in leather.

The Beneficial Nature of Bacon

You've already seen this young fellow proclaim his refusal to bend to his temporary mom's regime. You've already laughed at his claim that fried pork products are good for his health. But have you danced with him? No. You have not.

Let Me Have It, Dad!

"Take that! That'll teach you not to say 'no' when I ask you to buy me cotton candy! You will not deny me again, Father!"

Kanye Interrupts Obama

Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Did Obama just say that Beyonce's video wasn't good? What is wrong with that man?