Divorces Are For Dancing

Thank God they finally found some professionals. The wedding version was such an embarrassment.

bananas monkey-style

"My whole adult life, I never had a girlfriend. Now, I still don't. But I can open a banana really fast."

The Bridal Party - Literally

And so begins a long, happy life of looking like fools and acting inappropriately in churches.

Organic Pesticides

Look, if America would just stop charging people for things like land and rent, and let the machines build things like cars and mutant strawberries, all of our problems would be solved. It's a no-brainer, really.

President Interrupted by Duck

Hey, hey, that duck had a tough question about foreign policy. Way to just brush it off, Prez.

A Kitten or Four

Shhhhhh. Quiet down that ukulele. They're cuter when they're sleeping!

rolls like teen spirit

Rick fits in much better at this high school than he did at his own. He made it three and a half minutes without getting a wedgie, anyway, and that would have been a new record.

toilet paper prank

Just ignore the strange fact that this girl is videotaping her father on the toilet, and this is pretty funny.

can't touch darth vader

Times are tough. Usually, Lord Vader doesn't do public appearances, but the Death Star needs new shields, and well, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Spock Cat

"Hello? Is there anyone out there? There are so few Vulcans left. We cannot afford to ignore each other."