Good Cheap Fun

Being in space looks like such a great time. And it only cost the taxpayers $450 million! Hey, don't give us that recession talk. There's important research to be done!

great news

The best part is the headline shown during the clip: "Everett has feeling." Yeah, we bet he does. We bet he's feeling really friendly toward News 12 right now.

Shirts Are The Devil

Can't get your shirt on? Just get back in car-bed. It's going to be a lousy day.

Turn and Smile

That Gruff Naibor is going to be invaluable when Danny Cachfrase starts experimenting with performance-enhancing drugs. Gruff Naibor may look pretty wholesome, but he's been around.

innovative square design

Blankets with sleeves are OK, but they can make you look like a doofus. Check out the latest in non-doofus innovative warming technology!

Weightlifters Have Other Talents, Too

Yeah, so what? Everyone knows holding long poles makes it easier to balance. Cheater.

attack of the lobster dog

The definition of animal cruelty: Making your pet hate what it sees in the mirror.

Blind Possessed Choir Boys

They just don't make music videos like they used to. Rihanna could learn from Miss Bonnie. Prep school boys could have made "Disturbia" SO much creepier.

Everybody Clap for the GAAP Rap

We've heard that performing at a corporate shareholders' meeting is actually the best way to get a record deal. That's how Biggie did it, you know.