Romeo Iz Fortune'z F00L

This video is severely lacking. We were hoping to see Mer-cute-tio in an epic brawl with Tybark, ending with the Prince sending both of them to their respective crates. Har har har.

The Grandest of All Grandparents

We like how Grandpa's idea of headbanging looks like steering a giant wheel, and Grandma eventually looks like she's waving out the window. It's like they're driving a magical school bus down to Hell.

The Future of Rock 'n' Roll

We don't want to offend anyone, but little Drake is WAY more talented than that "David After Dentist" kid. Not only can he count all his fingers, he can shred a mean solo with them. He's going to kick all his friends' butts in Guitar Hero in a few years.

Cheap Slides & Keyboard Cat

Keyboard cat understands this kid's pain, and has written a song to express his empathy.

They Belong Together

Kobe, take a look at your future.

Wolverine to the Rescue

Holy crud! These claws can actually cut through cardboard! They can do anything! We just hope this guy has the healing powers, too, for when the boxes start to fight back. Because they will. Oh, yes, they will.

Zombie Is Coming!

So what if these little kids are scarred for life? At least they're prepared.

The Worst Dream Ever

We think Fido is dreaming of what would happen if the world was taken over by Roombas. We understand, Fido. That thought haunts our dreams, too.

The Kiss That Sealed Our Fate

So that's how it spread to humans! Damn you, Lauer. Your inability to control your animalistic lust has doomed us all!