I Pity the Mavericks

No wonder his musical career was so successful!

Get Your Read On

And don't forget your free VHS rentals of adrenaline-packed action flicks like Little Women and You've Got Mail!

Books for the New Milennium

Up next: The 16th generation iPod. Instead of playing a song for you, it displays a TMZ clip of the artist getting out of his/her car.

Baby Babbles Like Brook; Won't Be Quiet

Translation: "For the love of God, Dad—I said you have something in your teeth! What is so funny?! Why aren't you listening to me? Get it out! It's really bugging me!"

Gimme That Pencil

We want to call this hamster a stupid failure, but he's just so darn cute. We're actually rooting for him to succeed in eating that pencil. But he should take that green thing off the end first. It doesn't look like it would go down easy.

can you guess the song?

Hint: This talented mad scientist also happens to be a mad talented Disney fan.

When Do They Have Time To Learn?

A group of students from the Wroclaw University of Technology somehow managed to turn their dorm building into this huge display of pretty colors. Personally, we feel sorry for the poor kid in room 404, just trying to study for his orgo final. It's pretty difficult to memorize chemical compounds when someone keeps turning your lights on and off.

Oxygen: A Friend to No One

Oxygen is so inconsiderate. It doesn't even bother educating itself. It just runs around rusting things. Uncool, Oxygen. Uncool.

a robot in a wig

You kind of stop thinking of her as human after a while, huh?

your flesh of your own blood

"Mo-om! You were supposed to attack me! All you did was rub my head! Nobody's gonna believe you were feeding on my flesh! I was gonna be famous, and you ruined it!"