Sad Robot's Life Lessons

The Sad Robot tells a woeful tale of heartbreak, and gives us an invaluable lesson. If you stop shooting at the enemy to play with an invisible baby, you will end up dead. Then the invisible baby will laugh at you. Let us all learn from the Sad Robot.

An Epic Love Story

We predict this cheeseburger will next be seen complaining to tabloids about obsessive fans and hanging out in marijuana-themed bikinis.

Faun for the Whole Family

What, a horse costume for sale? Please. Our mom made one of those out of brown felt when we were eight, and it had four legs. And it held two people. This is a ripoff.

Bubbles' Final Slide of Glory

In England, people eat fish of all sorts. Loads and loads of them. So this isn't all that out of the ordinary. But we hope this young man's parents are home if anything ever happens to Rusty, their Yorkshire Terrier.

Muppet's Eleven

Those crazy Muppets. This is the whackiest thing they've done since they let Bunsen drive a car. The guy has no eyes. What were they thinking?

Sweet Dreams from Rem Lezar

We have so many questions. Why did Rem Lezar's pageboy haircut turn into a mullet when he came to life? Why aren't his sideburns blue? Where did he get those baller gold hightops? Is our fantasy for real?

Small Animals Chewing Things

We really want to stop watching this, but ... we ... can't ...

The Next Big Thing

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Why have an entire TV show dedicated to picking the next big pop star when you can find gems like this on the Internet? Sure, the dance moves are awful and the singing is incomprehensible, but the same could be said for most modern bands. Wait, did we just have a "becoming our parents" moment?

Dog Milking a Goat

This is amazing. We can't even get our dog to work the microwave.