Kung Fu Kampfen

Jeder war das Kung-Fu-Kämpfen!  (Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!)

Jene Kinder waren als Blitz schnell!  (Those kids were fast as lightning!)

Even the man with no legs kicks some serious esel!

Slow Motion Punches

What's more fun than taking your aggression out an unsuspecting victim? Watching it later synchronized to techno.

Carpool

Guys, we really appreciate the effort to go green and carpool, but you got it all wrong.

Flashdance starring Boba Fett

Everyone's favorite intergalactic bounty hunter struts his stuff on the dance floor to "What A Feeling" from Flashdance. All attitude. All style. No disintegrations.

Boba Fett Mancrush? Nah. Doesn't quite have that same ring to it.

Really Bad Stage Entrance

Oh yeah, he "meant" to do that. What an over-actor.  This guy's entrance really steals the show.  What play are they doing anyway?  They are dressed like wrestlers and screaming like Tarzan.  It is probably Shakespeare.

Wanted: Nemesis

Most men go out and buy a sports car or a hair piece when they go through a mid-life crisis.  This classified poster wants to spice his life up with something completely different:

Hiring an arch enemy.  He writes:

I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time.

I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months.

Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionally whisper in my ear, "Ah ha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me.

You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconspicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

Bohemian Air Bag Rhapsody

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen didn't pass the crash dummy test. It rocks just a little too hard.

Muppets Habanera

We just can't get enough of the Muppet musical moments.  Particularly when Beaker is on lead. 

In case you missed them, here are some of our favorites:

Patriotic Muppets - starring Sam the Eagle

Irish Muppets - starring the Swedish Chef (it doesn't have to make sense)

And the classic Muppet Rick Roll! 

Closet Britney Fan

Scare me to death, baby, one more time!

Cat Doesn't Let Dog Eat

This cat owns that little pug.  He wants up on the couch to get the kibble, but kitty is not having it.  We have a feeling this isn't the end of their feud.

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