Worst Baseball Cards Ever

These are the baseball cards that probably ended up on the spokes of your old bike when you were a kid. I don't even want to know what the gum tasted like.

Corey Delaney Gets 0wn3d

Remember Corey Delaney, the Australian party animal with the famous sunglasses? It seems that someone doesn't find him as amusing as we do...

Carry On, Wayward Organist

Does anyone know how to sing Kansas classic "Carry On, Wayward Son" in Japanese?

Ronald McDonald teaches DDR

We know you were too lazy to hit the gym this morning before work. But that chocolate donut you just downed isn't going to burn itself off.

Wait...Maybe it will. Metabolism and all.

But if you're still trying to keep your clownish figure, dance off that donut with everyone's favorite fast-food clown, Ronald McDonald!

Well Done

Food company Podravka invented a tasty way of delivering their annual report. In order to read the report, you must bake the document in the oven at 100 degrees for 25 minutes. The ink then reacts to the heat and appears on the pages.

In other news, Trump Enterprises is now distributing pink slips in pizza pocket form.

Death By Caffeine

After 182.00 cups of Starbucks Tall Cappuccino, you'd be pushing up daisies.

It's lunchtime and you can feel yourself dragging. But before you go running to the soda machine, check out the Death By Caffeine calculator and see how many of your favorite pick-me-up it takes to send you to your jittery grave.

Turns out that I was only two cups away from kicking the bucket!

Superfriends Meets Friends

You know, there's a striking resemblance between Monica Gellar and Wonder Woman.

Nail Gun Commercial

I wonder if the same rule applies to things made during the NFL Playoffs too?  In any case...beware of the haunted nail gun.

Lasagna Cat

Everything old is new again, as Hollywood brings all of our childhood loves back to life.

But something tells us they should've left this fat cat alone.

There must've been some bad mushrooms in his last pan of lasagna.

Bombs Away!

You can probably guess what's going to happen. Someone's going to have to take his suit to the cleaners.

But what happens next? You might not want to watch this clip unless you have a bottle of mouthwash handy.