These are the baseball cards that probably ended up on the spokes of your old bike when you were a kid. I don't even want to know what the gum tasted like.
January 31, 2008
Remember Corey Delaney, the Australian party animal with the famous sunglasses? It seems that someone doesn't find him as amusing as we do...
January 30, 2008
We know you were too lazy to hit the gym this morning before work. But that chocolate donut you just downed isn't going to burn itself off.
Wait...Maybe it will. Metabolism and all.
But if you're still trying to keep your clownish figure, dance off that donut with everyone's favorite fast-food clown, Ronald McDonald!
January 29, 2008
Food company Podravka invented a tasty way of delivering their annual report. In order to read the report, you must bake the document in the oven at 100 degrees for 25 minutes. The ink then reacts to the heat and appears on the pages.
In other news, Trump Enterprises is now distributing pink slips in pizza pocket form.
|After 182.00 cups of Starbucks Tall Cappuccino, you'd be pushing up daisies.|
It's lunchtime and you can feel yourself dragging. But before you go running to the soda machine, check out the Death By Caffeine calculator and see how many of your favorite pick-me-up it takes to send you to your jittery grave.
Turns out that I was only two cups away from kicking the bucket!
January 28, 2008
You can probably guess what's going to happen. Someone's going to have to take his suit to the cleaners.
But what happens next? You might not want to watch this clip unless you have a bottle of mouthwash handy.