If we were going to learn a second language, it would definitely be Japanese.
Why? So we could understand bizarre clips like this one.
Trust us, there's nothing on TBS that's this strange.
You may have heard that Christian Bale has been cast as the role of John Connor in the new Terminator movie, but auditions are still being held for the news camera gone berserk. Jon Lovitz is reportedly the front runner.
Watch the exclusive trailer here at the Daily Flog!
Nobody's more into the Christmas spirit than this guy, who set the new world record for longest time spent in a snow globe at 78 and a half hours. He couldn't, however, beat his snowman pal Frosty at Halo.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from all of us here at the Daily Flog! Now, get off the computer and spend some time with your families. Nerd.
We all know that John Madden loves his turducken, but what about this culinary mashup?
They call it the "True Love Roast." It contains 12 different birds: Goose, barbary duck, guinea fowl, mallard, poussin, quail, partridge, pigeon squab, pheasant, chicken and an Aylesbury duck all shoved inside a massive turkey. That's one bird for each of the 12 Days of Christmas if you can shove a pear tree in there somewhere.
Madden can put away two turduckens, but what about a...er...Sorry, there aren't enough letters in the alphabet to come up with a wittier name.
Here's a great gift idea for the not-so-early riser! The SnūzNLūz alarm clock could be the most evil contraption of all time.
Every time you hit the snooze button, the clock wires money from your bank account to the charity of your choice. The clock is most effective when you pick a charity that you hate; nothing wakes us up quicker than donating money to the Puppy Kickers Association of America.
Wake up! Think of the poor puppies...
This is more of a present for yourself than anything. A man is offering the opportunity to drive your loved ones crazy for the rest of their life!
He is offering to mail postcards to the person of your choice from an obscure village in Poland. On these postcards, he will rant endlessly about them using personal details. The signature will be signed unintelligibly, leaving the recipient to drive him or herself insane trying to figure out who it was.