Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder

Just when you thought there were no great songs about abstaining from sexual intercourse, this guy comes along with the definitive song on the topic.

He may be right that it's "great for college campuses & abroad," but we think it's a little too hard to sing along with.

Oh, yeah!

In what's perhaps the geekiest scene ever caught on tape, two icons from an eighties childhood face off in a battle to the death.

Is this what happens when you watch too many Saturday-morning cartoons?

A Sloth's Life

Man, it would be nice to be a sloth. 

Not only are they as lazy as we've always believed, but the ladies love them!

Hammer Time!

MC Hammer may be a recluse, but he's teaching Taiwanese children English!

Howitzer Hounds

I think we can replace our entire armed forces with a pack of these puppies.

Baseball Fight...Sort Of

You've seen hockey fights.  You've seen bench clearing football brawls.  You've even seen the soccer free-for-alls. 

But we guarantee you've seen nothing like this.

If only all the world's problems could be solved over spastic pogo hopping.  Only in a perfect world.

Monday Morning Dance Party

Need some energy to get your Monday going?  Why not borrow some from this guy:

We think he's great, but his audience looks totally unimpressed.

Stormtroopers In Love

Nothing says love like strolling through the rustic countryside with your sweetheart.  These two star-crossed lovers met at the Imperial Academy, and lived happily ever after in a countryside far, far away.

The Big Bad Walken

What could be better than the classic tale of The Three Little Pigs? 

Christopher Walken reading The Three Little Pigs, of course.

Risky Business

There's no better feeling than sliding across a hard floor in your socks.  But what do you do if your office has carpeted floor?

Strap on a pair of these babies and you'll be Tom Cruisin' in your office in style.

Just keep your pants on.