Piranha Plants

Did you let your neighbor borrow your hedge trimmers just before he moved away?   That's okay...as long as you have a piranha handy, you're covered!

Archie Meets The Punisher

No, this isn't one of your typical Photoshopped mash-ups like you see on every other website that you waste your workday on.  This is just too stupid to make up.

It's only a matter of time before this hits the silver screen.

Update: Hollywood is reporting that a Spider-Man/Peanuts crossover is currently in development.  Bruce Willis is in talks to play the role of Charlie Brown.

Dare to Dream

Everyone has their own dream.  Some people want to walk on the moon.  Others want to win a gold medal in the Olympics.  There are even a few that devote their lives to ending world hunger.

And then there are some people whose ultimate dream is to set the land speed record for the world's fastest...port-a-potty.

Dare to dream.

Are You Smarter Than a Miss Teen USA?

If you can form one complete sentence, congratulations, you're the winner!

Miss Teen South Carolina shows you exactly what is wrong with America's educational system.

True-to-Life Lullaby

This one is for anyone who has kids. 

Sure, there are a million lullabies that talk about babies sleeping softly and boughs breaking.  But who writes children's songs about what it's really like to put kids to bed?

This guy does.

Mozart on Wheels

With the time required to orchestrate this masterpiece of beer bottle and rollerblade harmony, this man could've cured cancer...twice.  We'll settle for the sweet sounds of Mozart in the key of asphalt in the meantime.

Double-click the Sky

Relax, you're not hallucinating from sitting in your cubicle and staring at your computer all week long.  You're looking at the geekiest kite to ever grace the wild blue yonder.

If you start seeing pop-up ads in the sky, we recommend that you reboot your system and take a vacation.

Cleanup On Aisle 51

In case you need a compelling reason to wash your vegetables...

Mass Produced

Wait a minute.  Someone built an assembly line out of Legos...that builds Lego cars?

So Legos are building Legos?  We're pretty sure this is exactly how robots will take over the world.

Rubber Ball Man

Do Mondays make you feel like you're bouncing off the walls?

This guy probably feels that way every day.

No, we don't understand it, either.  But it made you smile, right?