Control Kathy's Date Fate

We love shameless self-promotion. Now Kathy Griffin is letting you pick who she should date to get her off the D-List. Sanjaya? His hair is too pretty. Mario Lopez? His hair is too pretty. K-Fed? His ex-wife's hair is too pretty. Larry Bankhead? Too many illegitimate children. (One is too many.) Prince William?  That actually doesn't sound too bad.

Cast your vote and have a good laugh.

Don't Look at this T-Shirt!

If you're a movie fan who doesn't like to find out the ending before you see the film, you shouldn't click here and view this t-shirt.  It spoils some of the best movies of all time.

Some movie trivia buffs, however, might view the shirt as sort of a rookie challenge.  If you can't name every movie being spoiled on the shirt, you may not be cool enough to hang with them.

We, of course, can name every movie.  (Aw, now you HAVE to click, right?)

Sanjaya Anthem

He may no longer be on American Idol, but there's still plenty of Internet love for Sanjaya, one of the most verbally abused (at least by Simon) contestants in the show's history.

Check out this wonderful anthem dedicated to the teen Idol.

Playing with the Audience

Here's some advice for anyone interested in participating in a contest on live television: Please know what the game is before you call in.

Of course, being totally clueless like this guy may make it hard to win anything.  But it does make for good TV.

Worst Song Lyrics

Yesterday, we posted a list of awful movies that, luckily, were never made.  Today, we've got some of the worst song lyrics of all time.

This time, however, the pain is real, as these lyrics come from some of the most popular songs ever written.

The Worst Films Never Made

Every year, Hollywood puts out at least a couple of films that aren't worth the price of admission.

Check out these films that never were, and, really, never should be.

World's Happiest Married Man

Check out this video of one man's matrimonial bliss.

If he's that joyful during the wedding, how great must the honeymoon have been?

Does anyone know if they're still together?

Viral Superstar

Think you've seen all of the viral videos of the past few years?  Maybe you have.

See how many you recognize in this hilarious parody.