There's a Club for Everything Now

"The purpose of the World Beard and Moustache Association is to promote the worldwide appreciation of beards and moustaches, and to co-ordinate international events, including competitions, held in such a manner as to encourage friendship among those with beards and moustaches."

Who do you think will be their next spokesman?  Burt Reynolds?  Tom Selleck?  We're voting for that My Name is Earl guy...

World's Worst Sick Notes

Next time you're planning on missing school or work, try to think of something creative, yet credible.  There's nothing worse than taking a day off only to find you don't have a job to go back to.

Case in point: these people, who sabotaged their own plans by sending in the world's worst excuses for being out sick.

Where are the brakes?

Here's a tip for any local newscast looking to do a "man on the scene" type interview: Before putting your reporter on a four-wheeler, motorcycle, or any other vehicle for the sake of the bit, please make sure they know how to drive it.

Case in point.

Album Covers Galore!

If you love music--and were born before 1980--you'll love this video containing some of the greatest album covers of all time.

If you were born AFTER 1980, you may find yourself wondering who all of the strange looking people are, and why they used so much hairspray.

Panda Sneeze

Sure, this video is overloaded with cuteness.  But the reaction of the momma panda proves that cute can still be funny.

Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumper

Taking a road trip this year?  Don't forget to buy one of these bumper dumpers.  Options include a toilet paper holder!

Mini OK GOs

They might not be the original OK GO, but we have to give a shout out to these kids who put on a stellar performance at their high school talent show.

The 100 Worst Martial Arts Movie Names

And we always thought pornos had the most laughable titles.

Boy, were we wrong.

Why We Chose Our College

Choosing an institution of higher learning can be difficult.

But after this tour of campus, it was an easy decision for us to make.

The World's First Dancer

We now have video evidence to answer the question that has plagued mankind for ages:

Who was the first person in the history of the world to dance?