The Life of a Dark Lord

It's not easy being Darth Vader.

Don't believe us?  Just check out this never-before-seen clip of Vader from the classic Star Wars movies (remixed with some of James Earl Jones's other classic films, of course).

Where the Hell is Matt?

Do you miss watching that guy who once filmed himself dancing across the world?

Well, he's back.

He's a little older now, but he hasn't let that interfere with his dance moves.

And for those who have never seen the original...

Yes, Internet Sensai.

Finally, we're giving you the chance to become a Ninja without even getting out of your chair. Ninjalessons.com will teach you how to escape from masked bullies, stealthily attack your co-workers, or even throw around a paralyzing throat strike just for the heck of it.

Whatever your reasons are for learning Ninjitsu, remember that your Lazy Boy lessons will never enable you to defeat someone who actually went through real Ninja training.

We found that out the hard way.

Zidane Combat

The World Cup may have ended but the controversy (and humorous potential) are only now reaching a fever pitch.

Get it?  Fever pitch?  Soccer takes place on a pitch.  Come on, America!

Anyhow, the thuggish head-butt by the French captain Zidane is ripe for satire.  If you feel the need to take out some of your aggressions in front of a billion people like Mr. Z did, try this Zidane head-butt game.

The Greatest Ventriloquist Ever?

If you can figure out how this guy does what he does, could you please tell us?

Cartoon Pirates

Okay, so this is way more violent than your usual Disney film.  But you have to admit that the animation is great and the story is clever.

Wouldn't you love to see a feature-length version of the movie?

Bad boss?

Is your employer a monster?  Is your workplace worse than the seventh circle of hell?

Lucky for you, we've found a place where you can vent about your evil boss and horrid working conditions.  And who knows, maybe your complaining will even win you a free vacation?

Can't stop the Hoff

We don't know if he's serious or not (for his sake, we hope these are all part of one big joke), but as long as David Hasselhoff keeps making music videos, we'll keep linking to them.

And this one even has his old Knight Rider car, K.I.T.T., as a t-top!

Art is Everywhere

Next time you think of writing "Wash Me" on the filthy windshield of some car in the company parking lot, think bigger.

This guy doesn't just scribble nonsense in dirty windows, he creates works of art that make your finger drawings look like the work of a four-year-old.

We just have one question for this parked car Picasso: "Why?"