Boredom test

Want to know how boring your job is?  Click on this link, and see how long it holds your attention.

If you spend enough time on that site for the song to start repeating, you may want to find a new line of work.

Don't shoot the puppy.

Seriously.  Don't.

When you gotta go, you gotta go

It's not quite summer yet, but it's never too early to start preparing.

How to Go in the Water

Hi-Yah!

Check it out: The coolest kung fu fight scene, ever.

What makes it so cool?  Perhaps it's the intense realism, or the awesome music.  Or even the super slow-mo shots of people getting punched.

Actually, while all of that's cool, we think it's the one-liners at the end that put it over the top...

A little too much green beer?

Apparently, some people had a little too much to drink on Saint Patrick's Day.

Otherwise, how do you explain this sighting of a leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama?

We particularly like the theory that the little green man is actually a crackhead in a tree.

The importance of language.

It's amazing what a difference a few letters can make during a life and death situation.

Fishing Show Bloopers

Who knew fishing shows could be so funny?

Almost makes us want to wake up early on Sunday morning just to catch Bass Masters or one of those other outdoor shows.

They keep getting smaller!

Just when you thought your MP3 player was as small as it could get, they make an even smaller one!

What will they think of next?

Now THAT's a birthday wish!

The friend of a TBS staffer just put this post up on Craig's List in DC.  Apparently, he's turning thirty, and wants to celebrate in style.

All we can say is, "Why didn't we think of that?"  Now if only someone can videotape his birthday for us...

Play Back the Night

Did you spend your weekend at home, eating cheese doodles and watching bad TV?

Don't bemoan your boring existence when you can insert yourself into someone else's exciting evening festivities.

Just upload a picture of your face, choose your party, and sit back and see what it would've been like for you if you had an actual social life!