Dear Christopher Walken...

Why waste time writing letters to Santa when you could be sending your darkest wishes off to enigmatic actor Christopher Walken?

At least, that seems to be what these kids thought.

Santa Does Vegas

Are you excited about Christmas? 

Don't be.  It's not happening this year. 

Sadly, Santa Claus lost it all on the tables in Vegas, and now we have to wait until next year for a happy holiday.  Way to go, Kringle.

Watch the music video for the full story.

Danger: Posting these warning signs may be hazardous to your health!

Sometimes, it seems like there's a warning sign for everything.

If not, there could be, thanks to this clever Warning Label Generator.

We made a sign that said "WARNING: Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here."

Hey, we're only good at finding the funny, not making it up ourselves.

One more Turkey Day joke.

Yes, we know Thanksgiving is technically over.  But if you're lucky, you're still at home, on the couch, eating leftovers.

For those of you still in the mood for festive feasting, we present this image, capturing all that a holiday with friends and family should be.

Happy Thanksgiving!

This may be the dumbest thing that's ever made us smile.

And if you've read many of the posts on this blog, you know that's saying a lot.

Having trouble with the ladies? This might be why.

It's always good to be prepared.  But making a lunchtime seating chart to enhance your chances of checking out hot girls may be overkill.

This guy seems to be intent on eliminating any hope of ever being with a girl.

But what do we know?  He may have the whole thing figured out.  Maybe his attention to detail will help him land the supermodel of his dreams. 

Then, who will have the last laugh?

ActionMan is Number One!

Do you still wet the bed? Don't worry, if you can't control your nightly potty breaks, there's still hope.

Meet ActionMan.

He might look like a butt-kicking Superhero, but when he was younger, he couldn't hold his supertinkle.  Now, he's an advocate for dry sheets.

ActionMan will answer all your crucial bedwetting questions, such as "How many kids are like me?"

ActionMan's response: "A lot. 200,000 just in Canada"

Ouch! Thanks for calling out our bedwetting neighbors to the North, ActionMan!

You may be right. I may be crazy.

Having a rough Monday?  Hey, at least you have your health.  Or rather, at least you have your mental health.

The same can't be said for everyone.

By the way, you'll need to have your speakers on to enjoy the link above.  Just make sure you start with the volume turned down low.  Trust us on that one.

sometimes, sorry just isn't enough

Sparrow is shot after knocking over 23,000 dominoes.

The best part of waking up is a turtle in your cup

Iowa woman, 77, finds dead turtle in her freeze-dried coffee.

She said things could have been worse. "It could've been a snake."