Something to annoy your friends with.

Oh man, we couldn't even make it all the way through this video.

Somehow, they managed to take something annoying--a kid's toy--and make it even more annoying.

Next, someone will probably take the buzz of an alarm clock and make a pop song out of it.  Do these people want us to rip our own ears off?

The town with the unmentionable name

The town of F---ing, Austria, is such a wonderful place.

We would love to live in F---ing. We would be the greatest F---ing citizens. One of us may even someday become the F---ing President.

The only bad part about F---ing--besides the fact that we're not allowed to print the town's name, of course--is that young hooligans keep stealing the roadsigns.

All Hail the Hoff

Do the German people know something that we don't?  After all, David Hasselhoff is a rock god in Deutschland, but his music is mostly, well, ridiculed in America.

Who knows?  Maybe we just don't spend enough time with "the Hoff."  To remedy that, let's all take a trip over to The Hasselhoff Compendium, where you can look at movie posters featuring the Hoff, play games like Pac-Hoff and Hoff Invaders, and even catch up on David's most famous lines.

Nope.  We're still not seeing it.  Maybe if he was still running on the beach with scantily clad women...

Is it possible to be too smart?

What do the uber-geniuses at M.I.T. do for fun?

Apparently, they design crude condiment dispensers like the catsup crapper.

Next up for the intrepid inventors: the mustard sneeze.

It's about the love.

Every day, we scour the Interweb to find only the funniest links for this blog.

But it's Monday, and we're still recovering from the TBS very funny network retreat that took place this past weekend.

So, while we nurse our self-inflicted aches and pains, why don't you waste time playing some internet tennis.

Here are some reviews:

"Seconds of something almost like fun." 

"Moments of frustration."

"It was much better than Cats."

Sure, it's not gonna sweep the Net like the Gopher Dance or that Jib Jab thing.  But it's all we have until the room stops spinning.  Enjoy.

Like a record spinning right round, right round

We're gonna go out on a limb and say that anything you find on a website called "Pork Tornado" is guaranteed to be pure Internet gold.

Take, for example, their list of The 10 worst album covers of all time.

Normally, bad albums only make your ears bleed.  These, apparently, can also do some serious damage to your eyes.

"Bite my shiny, metal @$$!"

Do you love Bender, the cranky robot from Futurama?  Sure, we all do.

Do you love him enough to trick out your computer in his honor?  This guy does.

Gaze upon The Bender PC.

With this piece of hardware, you may still be a computer nerd, but at least you'll be a computer nerd with a keen wit and a firm grasp of 20th century pop culture.

Oops, you did it again. And again.

Drafting a cheesy sci-fi film?  Lord knows we've made a few of our own in the past.  Well, if you run into writer's block while penning your space epic, we've got you covered.

Just toss in some of these tried-and-true Movie Cliches for an instant jump start.

No, they won't add a single drop of originality to your script.  But they will ensure that your movie isn't any dumber than any other crappy sci fi adventure.

Because if you can't be the best, you should at least make sure you're not the worst!

F.L.O.G.

Getting tired of your own boring moniker?  Spice it up with The Cyborg Name Generator.  Type in your name, choose a cyborg representation, and "power on!"

Sure, all it really does is create an acronym.  But check out the vaguely sexual result we got for "FLOG":

FUNCTIONAL
LIFEFORM
OPTIMIZED FOR
GRATIFICATION

Oh yeah, baby.  We are totally optimized for gratification.

it's not what you do, but what you wear that counts

If you're late in joining the fad of wearing those yellow, rubber bracelets, you don't need to worry.  We've got a couple of up-and-coming bracelets that we can pretty much guarantee your friends don't even know about, yet.

For the misanthrope in you, try the LiveWrong bracelet.  Who wants to support disease research or give others hope, anyway?  If you're going to be a jerk, you may as well advertise.

Or maybe you find that yellow just doesn't go with your skin tone.  In that case, you'll love the lime green TrendWhore bracelet.

After all, if you're only wearing the bracelet to fit in, why not wear the bracelet that stands for, well, fitting in?