Fake friends are better than no friends.

Are you looking for that perfect someone? Do you need to be loved?

Then call a dating service, because we can't help you here.

What we can do for you, though, is give you a friend that will put you above everyone else. He won't even expect anything in return. All you have to do is push a button. Granted he's not real, but we're fake to half our friends anyway, so who cares.