We at the Daily Flog know what it's like to work with a bunch of jackasses. Egotistical jerks that make your daily grind feel like a prison sentence. Eccentric geeks that constantly intrude on your space and insist on annoying you.
Rather, we knew what it was like. We're only talking about past experience, of course! The people we work with now aren't AT ALL like that! Honest! We love all of our current TBS co-workers...especially our bosses! (Please don't fire us. We need this job to pay off our gambling debts.)
Anyhow, although we don't usually condone violence, we realize some of you may feel the need to strike out against the constant barrage of ignorance and ineptitude at your own offices. For you, we offer up Office Guns. Use these WWM's (Weapons of Workplace Mayhem) at your own risk.
And don't blame us if you get canned. We'll lie and say it was all your idea.