Cubicle Warfare

We at the Daily Flog know what it's like to work with a bunch of jackasses.  Egotistical jerks that make your daily grind feel like a prison sentence.  Eccentric geeks that constantly intrude on your space and insist on annoying you.

Rather, we knew what it was like.  We're only talking about past experience, of course!  The people we work with now aren't AT ALL like that!  Honest!  We love all of our current TBS co-workers...especially our bosses!  (Please don't fire us.  We need this job to pay off our gambling debts.)

Anyhow, although we don't usually condone violence, we realize some of you may feel the need to strike out against the constant barrage of ignorance and ineptitude at your own offices.  For you, we offer up Office Guns. Use these WWM's (Weapons of Workplace Mayhem) at your own risk.

And don't blame us if you get canned.  We'll lie and say it was all your idea.

Ready to lose your lunch?

Prepare to meet Sam, the "World's Ugliest Dog" for three years running.  Once you see him, you'll understand why the competition was really no contest.  There may not be a more horrific animal on the planet.

If you're ready to peer into the abyss, click here.

NOTE: TBS is not responsible for any feelings of nausea, fear, or general anxiety that may come from viewing the aforementioned hell hound.

He jumps...he shoots...he throws away the trash?

Is your job getting in the way of an afternoon hoopfest?  Well, this might not be basketball, but it's the closest you'll get while stuck in the office.  Test your skills in this trash shooting game.

And if you're daring enough, wad up some paper, take aim at your own trash can, and play the game offline!  If the boss catches you and tries to fire you for goofing off, challenge him to a game of one-on-one for your job.  (And if you start to lose, cheat.)

Who's on first?

You know, something like this almost makes us like Jar Jar.  Almost.

(Clicking on the link will load a Windows Media file.  Don't worry, it's safe for work.)

A Little Beach Music

As you head to the sun and the surf this weekend, leave behind your CDs and take this little ditty with you: ukelele Wild Thing.

Geeky, but somehow cool.  We nominate it as the official theme song for Summer 2005.

Did he get them to dance?

Here's a tip: before attempting to make bears do circus tricks, make sure they're actually circus bears.  Otherwise, the consequences could be dire.

Shout Therapy

A German man was recently arrested for following the instructions of his therapist.  Of course, those instructions involved random outbursts and wooded areas.

Really, we should just be glad he wasn't getting orders from a sex therapist, or you never know what he might have done to those poor trees.

Fast Food to Fast With

Hey, vegan!  Tired of eating like a bird?  Join the American craze of overconsumption with this new fast food meal created just for you!

It would be even cooler if it came with a toy...

Two great things that go great together.

Sure, we've all heard about peanut butter and chocolate, or ketchup and mustard.  But there are other food combinations that work great together.

For example, have you ever tried ham and bananas?

According to this vintage cookbook, you can mix just about anything with bananas to create delicious dishes like banana meatloaf and "salmon salad tropical."

Now if you'll excuse us, we have to go throw up.

Racy Clouds

Clouds.  Fluffy, white, marshmallowy masses of water vapor.  At least that's what we can remember from 8th grade science class.

But the internet has revealed to us a new and wonderous type of cloud: the Mammatus clouds of Nebraska.  Mammatus seems pretty close to mammary and there's a reason for that.  Check out the clouds at your own risk.

DISCLAIMER: There's really not much of a risk, unless you count vaguely "boob"-esque clouds as Not Safe For Work.  We promise you won't get fired.  At least not for looking at these pictures.