Death by Caffeine!

Don't listen to what your old woman says, it's not the hooch that'll kill you.  It's the carbonated beverages!

Happy Birthday, Uncle Albert

Today is the birthday of Albert Einstein, recipient of the 1921 Nobel Prize and all-around genius.  If Albert were alive today...well, he'd be really old.  He'd probably be in a nursing home, complaining about how the staff are stealing from him.  (Grandpa, the orderly did not take your cufflinks.  You don't even own cufflinks.  Now eat your jello, it's almost time for Matlock.)

FUN FACT: Did you know that Mr. Einstein failed the entrance exam to get into engineering school?  See, you don't need a degree to be someone!  Edumacation is so overrated.

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Are you having trouble getting rid of that coworker who just wants to hang out and chat?  Unfortunately, playing dead only works the first time, and you can't fire people just for being annoying (especially if he/she is your boss).  Here, then, are some clever ways to get rid of your unwanted guest so you can go back to surfing the web and instant messaging your friends.

More Cowbell!

It's just the nature of the business that anyone who's even the least bit funny on Saturday Night Live is destined to leave the show and move on to bigger and better things.  For that reason, you'll never again see a skit combining the comic genius of Will Ferrell and the bizarre delivery of Christopher Walken.

Don't worry, though.  Even if the skit is now a part of ancient comedic history, you can still honor its memory by wearing the shirt!

20 Ways To Avoid Work

Sure, the title of this article is technically "20 Ways To Say No" but the tips are all about avoiding work.  We're lazy, but not so lazy that we couldn't share this gem.  Slack away.