January 30, 2012

Sit. Stay. Staple.



This would be more impressive if their names weren't "Printer" and "Receipt."

January 27, 2012

hee hee, hoo hoo



"Quick, before the baby comes -- what words rhymes with 'cervix'?!"

January 25, 2012

get it! get it!



I think her birthday wish was hyperventilation.

January 19, 2012

be at one with the chain



Sure, this dog can keep balance on a thin chain, but can it chew apart every pair of shoes it sees like our dog?! Yeah, didn't think so.

January 13, 2012

I have a demo if you wanna listen!



It's hard to tell who your real friends are in life. Or in the maternity ward.