Rule #57: Don't Tackle Your Teammate

In honor of America's favorite pigskin pastime, here's a clip of what we're glad didn't happen in Sunday's big game.

world's youngest telemarketer

Actually, this baby was just updating his popular blog, Toddler Tidings. His latest posting: Diaper Discrimination.

smile and say peanut butter!

We may not speak the language, but we know a contented face when we see it. However, hidden cameras later caught this dog making the same "smiley" expression while chasing squirrels, escaping bath time and shredding the mail.

You Are So Dead

To be fair, it was probably her own fault for believing in magic. This'll rinse the inner child right out of her.

The Picasso of Junk Food

Sure, Jay Leno may have won the late-night battle, but it looks as if Conan O'Brien has won the midnight-snack war.