November 12, 2009

Wheelbarrow Racing for the 21st Century



These two boys probably should have practiced their celebratory move a little more. That dual face-plant kind of took away from the glory of the victory.

November 11, 2009

Me Get My Attorney On That



You too can learn the fine art of cookie-eating, but you'll have to adjust your style a bit, being that your mouth, unlike Cookie Monster's, is probably attached to an esophagus.

November 10, 2009

Chair Is Full of Joy, Wishes You Well



Do not question the chair. The chair is here for you.

November 09, 2009

Epic China Shop Destruction



The interview crew probably should have used a clip-on microphone in this situation. Or a handheld. Anything other than a giant china-smashing stick.

November 06, 2009

King of le Jungle



If this is the kind of behavior they allow in French zoos ... well, we're buying plane tickets right now.