Sit. Stay. Staple.

This would be more impressive if their names weren't "Printer" and "Receipt."

hee hee, hoo hoo

"Quick, before the baby comes -- what words rhymes with 'cervix'?!"

get it! get it!

I think her birthday wish was hyperventilation.

be at one with the chain

Sure, this dog can keep balance on a thin chain, but can it chew apart every pair of shoes it sees like our dog?! Yeah, didn't think so.

I have a demo if you wanna listen!

It's hard to tell who your real friends are in life. Or in the maternity ward.